Next Monday the Drama League honors Kristin Chenoweth, who’s 4-foot-11, but a big star. Ask why this honor, and she says:

“I don’t know. I think I’m too young. Also too short. Look, I’m not trying to be Shakespeare, but I’m just grateful. There’s much I still want to do, and it’s not always easy, and I’m not always smiling and up and I have my crappy days, but this is for my work in the theater and maybe I’m just lucky.

“I’m simply happy for any reason to be in New York and see my friends. With this event where I’m being honored, I can see them all together for once.

“I’m also starting ‘G.C.B.,’ which means Good Christian Belles. A Sunday one-hour ABC sitcom to follow ‘Desperate Housewives.’ We already shot 10 episodes. It’s about religion. Five women, one of whom is the meanest girl — not me — and all grew up in church. It’s a lot of hours and a lot of work, but as soon as I read it I knew I wanted to do it.

“The thing is, I’m wearing Louboutins throughout, and now my feet are killing me. They’ll never be the same. I grew up in flats. I’m telling you, as I get older my feet get flatter.

“And May or June I play City Center, which is great because again I’m in New York. I’m in California for TV but homesick for New York. I’m not married and only quietly dating, so at least in California I have my tiny fluffy white Maltese, Maddie. She’s 8. So little that she hardly even pees or poops, so she’s even better than a man.

“She’s my life. I take her onto the set with me, and she doesn’t bark. I couldn’t love Maddie more if she came out of [me]. She’s a human with fur. I would never ever leave her.”

If Maddie attends Kristin’s honor, she’ll be outfitted in her “after-5 outfit, a black tuxedo dress.”

OSCAR predictors muttering that, despite Meryl Streep’s magnificence as Mrs. Thatcher, they’re thumping for Michelle Williams’ portrayal of Marilyn Monroe. They say: “Not just for her acting but how about for her face and her ass.”

EVERYONE’s dredging up J. Edgar Hoover. Leonardo DiCaprio just immortalized him, and now comes Darwin Porter’s paperback, “J. Edgar Hoover & Clyde Tolson: Investigating the Sexual Secrets of America’s Most Famous Men and Women.”

Stuff on Brando, JFK, Einstein, Katharine Hepburn, etc. Marilyn Monroe’s “hysteria,” “Boudoir Singer” Frank Sinatra plus “all the gossip unfit to print” about all the Kennedys. The book shovels “Hoover’s darkest secrets dragged kicking and screaming from the closet.” President Harry Truman likened him to the Gestapo. President Lyndon Johnson said: “He’s got us by the cojones.”

It’s filth on every VIP who’s safely dead and some who are still above ground.

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