Father writes on his son's facebook wall : Hi son! How are you? We are all fine here. We miss you a lot so please come down and have Dinner!!!

Boy touches his gf and says : You are so hot! Gal : 104 ka bukhar hai kal se aur tujhe kaminapan suj raha hai.

A new vacumm cleaner salesman rings the bell. A woman opens the door. Before she can say anything the salesman rushes into the living room and empties a bag full of cow shit in the carpet. Salesman : Ma'am if I dont clean all that shit in the next 10sec with my new vacumm cleaner,I swear I'll 'eat' all that shit myself. Lady : Do you need tomato sauce with that shit? Salesman : Why? Lady : Because theres no electricity in the house!

Some boys holds hands of their girlfriends in malls. If they leave hand,she'll go shopping. It looks romantic,but actually is economic.

Papu : I love a gal. Pinki : Oh! Who is she? Papu : She looks a bit like you. Pinki : Aww is it me? Papu : No its your sister!